Fat-trapping

When someone is in "decent" shape while unofficially seeing someone and once the relationship becomes official they gain a shit ton of weight. The other person is then trapped in this new relationship with the newly fat fatty.

Omg did you see how Mikah fat-trapped Sarah into that relationship. The most brutal fat-trapping I have ever seen. Once they started dating he gained 70lbs!!

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Booty Trap

(n) Underwear/panties strategically left/hidden at your place the morning following a one night stand.

I looked under my bed and found a booty trap from the rando that came home with me last night.

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Polanski Trap

A youtube video that might be fed bait for pedofiles

There was this video on youtube i saw by accident that was maybe borderline inappropriate, but I don't want to send it to you bc it might be a Polanski Trap

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Douche trap

When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.

John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.

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Wiki Trap

The horrible conundrum of being stuck on a Wikipedia page after hitting the back button a considerable amount of times.

So I looked up Vegeta's Wiki page and now I'm stuck in this Wiki Trap.

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traps rich

Traps, a player that is retired from
Pokemeow, is actually really rich. He has at least 1billion net worth in game but always says he’s broke. Therefore, his profession is that of a capper and a lottery gambler.

Person 1: Did you hear about Traps?

Person 2: You mean that insanely rich Traps (Traps rich)? Or the one who says he’s always broke?

Person 1: They are the same person.
Person 2: Wadafak.... :wtfcat:

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chat-trap

1. informal one-sided conversation between two people, one of which is on their way elsewhere and is delayed by the other's inane discussion on a variety of subjects for no reason whatsoever other than to hear their own voice. Chat-trapped, chat-trapping, chat-trapper.

Used in a sentence, verb:

Leah was chat-trapped by Dianne in the washroom for fifteen minutes today.

Used in a sentence, noun:

Don't walk near that cubicle or you will be caught in a chat-trap with Damien!

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