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a hairy, dwarfish creature that dwells under a bridge and is a trusted employee of The Gap. Often wearing the original Gap Denim Button-down and khakis, it allows entry into The Gap only to those who are wise enough to answer its riddles correctly. When excited, it will dance, rubbing its buttocks in a fit of joy, against its annoyed coworker or other patron who didnt answer the riddle correctly.
---What are you?
"I am the Gap Troll"
"Im quite an object I must confess, put one of me in a barrel, and I make it weigh less. What am I?"
---"Umm...a hole?!"
"YES! Welcome to The Gap!"
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Trolls are people who want to get on your nerves. They will usually lurk around the forums and wait for an opportunity to annoy or attack a user. The best way to ignore a troll is not to flame back, but to report and move on. Trolls are no good and should be exiled.
Example of such trolls are Wintersfire, Vent etc.. If you come across these, but ignore and move on.
If you're new to Basil, wintersfire shouldn't be a problem. Vent is the real troll.
Example:
Forum User: How can I get a GF?
Forum Troll: You should first get a life, and get off the computer.
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Particularly unattractive girls that show up to a party with the intention of getting a guy drunk and having her way with him. Their desperation and foul appearance earn them the name, "Dick Troll".
"Hey man where's Jeremy?"
"He's wasted. I think one of those dick trolls took him home."
Laughter ensues, at his expense.
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A man who lies down, usually face up, in a trough-style urinal, in hopes that other men will urinate on him. They exist almost exclusively in dark, seedy gay leather bars.
I had to pee, but there was a trough troll, so I used the stall instead.
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A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.
Jay: "Hey Paco, look at that butter troll coming down the street."
Paco: "Yeah, why don't you go ask for her phone number?"
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A girl or woman who is a bitch but has an amazing rack so you can't help but be attracted to her. Boobs must make up roughly 15% of body mass to be considered a boob troll.
That bitch is such a boob troll.
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Someone who gets pleasure by typing annoying/controversial/offensive words at strangers on internet forums, for them to read.
person 1:can someone tell me how to do this?
troll: you're stupid, i hope you're not as ugly as you are stupid, then you will have problems
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