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July 6th/7th is the day a bunch of tiktokers un-followed lil huddy causing drama, and was a good day for instagram tea pages.
guy-hey what holiday is on July 6th?
other guy- its national un-follow day bruh
When you say high but you want to take it back.
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well fine Un-hi then
Un-polar, the oppisite of bi-polar. Someone who is having a good day who is usually having a bad day.
My cat is actually un-polar today. Usually she is bi-polar.
Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
You have boobs. This is to all the girls out there. ALL girls night? Well have fun! Who cares how you look! Put on some make-up (shark skin) And be yourself! smudge it up to your eyebrows and just have fun. When you hang out with your besties, they dont care about looks. Your Un-boob-lievable. They love you for you. Thats how things run.
You are so Un-boob-lievable today! :D
A French phrase my step sis got so fucking wrong, she spells it as, C'est un chatte (prounounced-shat)
Me being an intellectual: Hey Meili, C'est un chat! (i point at the cat )
Her: C'est un shat, monsieur Ryan!
Closure device for shirt, or a push switch, spoken with glottal stop added by millennials imitating rappers.
She danced so hard a butt un on her dress popped off.