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My mate Ralph found one of his girl friend's Vampire Snack Packs under his bed.
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It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
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The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I need to find a Vampire Tea Tin, my flow is extra heavy today.
The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
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Mod from www.skullknight.net/bbs, suffers from sleeping disorters and sever insomnia.
Does this guy ever get offline?
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A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits
a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.
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When a woman has a period she bleeds anally vampires like blood make the connection
Ashley: God im in such a bad mood with the vampire buffet in my panties right now
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