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Wank-worthy - adjective, to describe a female who has particular sexual potential or of sexual interest.
By definition, it does not come attatched with any stigma or predefined set of values; can apply to any certain individual.
Although it is traditionally used an adjective for females, it can also be used in a generic form, to personify inanimate objects, to denote something that is worthy of particular effort or attention.
Can also be considered a title.
"you seen that lass? phwoar, she's wankworthy"
"you have been deemed Wank-worthy"
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Going into an Arby’s bathroom, jerking off, and then ordering a roast beef sandwich
Joel went to Arby’s on his lunch break and ordered the Wank and Beef
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To place an erect penis inbetween your partners (or your own depending on how flexible you are) feet, and to thrust in and out. Also used as a humerous insult.
"what a foot wank!!!!"
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A yellow wank is necassary when a regular wank just isn't going to be enough and usually involves loading up the dirtiest Asian porn the internet has to offer and wanking yourself into a coma.
Abuse of the yellow wank is not advised and it should only be used as a monthly treat. Binge drinking is attributed as the most probable cause of the 'yellow wank' urge.
James: "I cannot wait to get home guys, then it's straight upstairs for a reet session of slap and tickle"
Isaac: "To be honest James I think the only thing that's gonna calm these urges is a yellow wank"
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The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!
Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
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A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.
Look at him having a wee on the wall
Hes blaintz strangle wanking
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A wank, utilizing the sweaty armpit of a loved one to create friction.
A large sweaty armpit can seem appealing to some. Given the name Turkish Wank to link thoughts of the horrible greased up fat guys you can imagine at Turkish baths/massage parlours with strange fixations.
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