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weird beard

Facial hair grown and shaved in ways that are designed to attract notice from others.

He had a whiplash mustache, the king of weird beards.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018


Weird Beard

A weird beard is someone who takes an overly confrontational position on the modifications that someone else does to their own car, usually via the Internet. Often times they don't own that kind of car or if they have it's unmodified because they don't want to mess with the purity. A weird beard doesn't necessarily have a beard of their own either but the term still applies.

How do you feel about the general purity of like messing with a car like this, do any do any of the weird beards care?

by eddyz1122 March 13, 2024


Mo-weird

Commonly used in an argument to see who is the most weird. Someone or something that is so weird there is no other way to describe them.

You’re weird. You’re weirder. You’re the weirdest. You’re mo-weird

by Hugsie July 02, 2021


Weird Bitch

a female that has a problem with another female for no apparent reason

Girl 1: That ho Barbara keeps mean mugging me for no reason!
Girl 2: Barbara is such a weird bitch.

by yourmomsbackdoor March 23, 2025


weird bitch

lando.bb

lando.bb is a weird bitch who needs to change his poopy diaper and grow tf up

by wwh3$ July 10, 2024


Liam Weird

When someone is mostly normal, but their personality is so fucked up that they cannot function as a member of society.

Person 1: "He threatened to eat my cheese!"
Person 2: "What type of person would do that?"
Person 1: "I don't know, but he's Liam Weird!"

by LKRock04 December 13, 2021


bar-weird

BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books

Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”

Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?

Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?

Stray: Huh?

Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.

Stray: What do you mean?

Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.

Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.

In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’

‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.

by goodhand April 11, 2024