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noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"
now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com
piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com
You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them
Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay
The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.
Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!
When you are going crazy as a result of alcohol.
Last night, Chris was trippin off the henney