when your butthole stings after an insanely large shit
Derp: Hi weirdo
weirdo: can't talk I HAVE BUTT SCREAMS
when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.
gay man's penis or anything else that has been rectally inserted and is no longer of any use to anyone ever. Pronounced as butt weeds, but with a g replacing the d
gay dude #1 Ehem, your penis smells so much like a but weege
gay dude #2 So?
Dude, you're such a butt weege.
guy#1 Marge stuck a candle up my ass last night.
guy #2 Bitch is such a butt weege
When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass
Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun
When two people put their asses together and one person has inserted mentors in their colon and the other has inserted cola in their colon. They then proceed to put their asses together to make a diarrhea explosion
Maria and her friend butt snuggies soo hard last weekend
It is when a mail (or femile if they have a strap-on) lays there partner on their belly with their butt exposed and jumps in the air and slams their penis into their partners butt
Dude, my gf wanted to do something crazy last night, so I butt nuked her, it was awesome but painful
An ugly person with saggy grandma cheeks
An old lady in a bikini she has saggy butt cheeks or slush butt