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The best dog in the world. He is so cute and has an overbite. I love him 😍. The little shithead also always makes messes
Wow Sid the dog your soooooo cute you little fuck
When you are getting a blowjob and your partner bits down really hard like a dog chewing on a bone
MAAAN. That girl game me a oral dog when she chewed on my dick
When a person is sick and coughs very loudly. Often used by Bahamians to compare the cough to the bark of a mutt.
“Wow, Shelly! You catch a cold aye? You barking like dog!”
a term used in the context of moaning, disappointment, slight disgust.
"poo-dog-it! I've lost my keys again!"
Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.
Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.
A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.
The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?
A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.
The difference between cats and dogs-
Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?