Seeing and/or talking tobmore than one female concurrently
Michael's girlfriend found out he was playing on more than one field.
To call someone out for telling a poor/shit joke
Stop laughing at your own jokes, it was a shit one!
it wows my audience with it's size. Emphasis on my. I have a one foot wower, and you have a one inch wonder
Imagine having a one inch wonder when you can have a one foot wower.
A person who can only focus on one task at a time.
“I am a one time tasker- jazmin”
A quick nut, to briefly masturbate
I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off
Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.
To "pull someone's leg" or pull a joke over on someones
I really just yanked Ellie barkleys chain!
That is the act of yanking ones chain