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A Baby in a bin that has committed many terrible crimes against humanity and currently will be released on 16th of Febuary 2020 and will destroy everybody
Bin Baby Day is almost a month away
A baby conceived by the “unicorn” in a threesome
I’m a sparkle baby cause my mom got pregnant while being the unicorn in a polyamorous relationship with my dad and his wife
A sexual term defining an instance where one ejaculates into their own hand, and bitch slaps their partner with said hand.
ex. “That girl was kinky. I was about to nut and she asked me to baby slap her.”
A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared
Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit
Sexual intercourse that could result in reproduction. This is different from other sexual activities (for example: eating non-dessert items off of someone. Like a sandwich).
Never have I ever been making the babies, you know, like, 'bam the sex' with your mom"
I’m still thinking about her :(
I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”
Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(
I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...