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A female indigenous to the state of Colorado with a tight, tanned body from hiking, yoga, being out doors and sadly have the worst case of butter face. They are the majority of the population and all to common in areas of Boulder, Denver, and Fort Collins, CO.
CBF has been shown to be both a genetic expressed in Colorado, and an imported trait found in college age women and up.
The short phrasing of the situation goes as such:
'The CBF in this PRE are DTF' ... or 'The Colorado Butter Face in this Pussy Rich Environment are Down To Fuck' ....
'Look at the ass on the girl! Let's see what her face loo..... awwwwwwwwww :( ... she's got the CBF - Colorado Butter Face.
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Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.
Kevin is a shit face cock master
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Someone (usually a guy) who looks (physical features) and acts like the biggest dork ever. An extemely unattractive person who some how is married to a physically attractive person, or dates individuals that are way too good looking for him/her. These individuals (non-DFK's) somehow find a DFK attractive.
Did you see Amanda's husband at the get together? I can't believe she's married to a Dork Face Killa (DFK)!! She's too smokin for him!!!!!
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To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.
Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.
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used to describe a person (usually of the same sex as the speaker) being a step beyond butt hurt while simultaneously making a cry face
you guys are so mean!" "dude you're being a sour faced little bitch right now!
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Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
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The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community
"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.
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