Stop with your bullshit, lieing, or kidding. Orginated at Fayetteville State University(North Carolina) by freshmen in Harris Hall.
Yo I just saw that dude?
--GET UP OFF THAT JUCIE! For real?
To tell a person to go away, ask them to leave, request space.
'When I had had enough of his company, we parted ways and I said "Nerk off kipper!" to them as they left'
To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.
I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away
To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!
In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!
To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way
Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop
Something only Dylan uses that makes no sense whatsoever.
Please never use fuck off my grass because it makes no fucking sense
When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"