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Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
One Coffee mug
Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice
One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel
Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.
The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman
When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.
Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.
When you shoot and the dog licks it up!
‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’
It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog
When a girl kisses another man after you just came in her mouth.
My girl just gave my buddy an original salty dog and left him a cream ring around his lips.
Salty Dog: someone with a insane foot fetish, that wants to lick toes, feet and legs. They suck and lick the salt off of them. Obsession with toes and goes manic and mad with lust for toes and feet.
Good lord, get this salty dog a salt lick, leave my toes alone!
The legendary rapper babytron has a rapper gang that he calls the shitty boyz dog shit milita.
“Ay shitty boyz dog shit militia u know what the fuck goin on”
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Sticking you penis in your own asshole
Person 1: damn bro I just had an Vietnam corn dog
Person 2: eew bro gross
Person 3: same