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Yeah just let them off the hook for fucking the fat cock instead of you! You just talk to them without the expectation of sex.... And then they fuck a fat-cock instead of you... And then... See!? Everything is fine.
Hym "No, we're not going to get rid of the binary you piece of shit."
If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"
"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"
When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.
Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution
King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head
On dinis browser history. Huu gay
Fat guy gets served by straight marine!!
On dinis browser history. Huu gay
Fat guy gets served by straight marine
When you get confident from out of nowhere.
I feel nervous about my speech. I need to get real nice.
The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.
That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.
*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against
Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."