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Sticking your dick in your asshole
Person 1: damn I just had a Vietnam corn dog
Person 2: nice so did I
Those big ass massive ugly plaster lawn ornaments that you never see in someones yard, just at a sketchy seller who is probably using them to smuggle drugs or for money laundering. Or by where i work, used by the chinese to spy on an aerospace manufacturer.
How come that shop has been open for years selling those chalk dogs, yet we never see anyone buying them.
When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face
“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”
white curlyish dogs that looked like theyve been dipped in yogurt and dried
i always think of the cat with yogurt all over his face but with a dog
me: bro ur dog is such a yogurt dog
silly: wdym bruv wtf is a yogurt dog
me: like the meme of the cat dipped in yogurt
silly: ohhh yea he honestly is 😭
When an uncircumcised man has intercourse with a woman on her period and leaves the mixture of semen, vaginal juices and period blood to curdle/ferment inside his foreskin for several days. Once the mixture has sufficiently curdled she licks the delicacy off during oral sex.
We had sex while she had her period so I didn’t wash my penis for 3 days and gave her a “chilli cheese dog”.
The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.
"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"
A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.