The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."
Wow, you just got White Vanned.
I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.
Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?
Child: I sure do mister.
Vanman: then get in the van.
Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.
Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy
Something people tell crying white people when they don't care about how they feel. Typically because they want to go hang out with their friends instead of helping
Person 1: I'm crying because I'm upset about what you did
Kevin: Oh, those are just white girl tears. You've benefitted too much from white privilege too much to cry about anything. I'm going to leave and hang out with my friends now
A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
White ass = my brother
Or someone who is Asian but doesn't like the culture, nor the food and doesn't say they are Asian but use the slur and say the N word and who also thinks if you like kpop or wanna learn a language in Asia or you have a pfp which isn't real you are a weeb
Yeah my brother is a white ass
Big dick loves ass loves tits dick will make you cream and scream if you find one of these better take your chance and ride that cock
Dang look he must have a big cock he’s a Brayden white
He is the beginning, and he is the end.
If you see him, you have lost, not only that, but he will hunt you in the afterlife for eternity.
bow to your knees and let him take you.
Ian white is going to end the universe.