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When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.
That meth head has pre-post mortem face.
thurd pahr-tee feys pahm
The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.
Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.
A song by Señora Lanza.
Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma
Someone who is the most awful person ever.
Mr.Harris if you don’t stop being a dick face cunt nugget imma toss you in a fire and do a devil worshipping ritual with your body!
Two omars facing eachother basicly means two retards facing eachother.
It happens When omar look into a mirror to see what color it is💀then he Discovers another person (himself)
Then he tries to talk with him which resolve to an endless stupid line of thoughts
In five words it means
Source of infinite amount stupidity
Something in the bathroom : Maaehhh
Ismail: is that a goat???
Simon: might be ??
Morgan Freeman: no..In fact what is occurring in the bathroom is the rare Occasion of Two omars facing eachother
A cunt with a cunt-like appearance: the type of cunt that genuinely looks a cunt and lives up to the name. What a cunt...
Miss Spencer is such a cunty mc cunt face, I hate her, that cunt.
When their supposed to be your friend and they turn out to be one of them fake hoes.And then you expose they ass for being fake as fuck.
Like I don’t need you fake two face hoes in my life.