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When a dog is cleaning itself and it farts in its own face.
Oh my god, Rex just farted in his face while cleaning his junk. That must’ve been one hell of a Hot Air Balloon Ride!!!
"Hey Kaleb"
"What Kira?"
"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"
"what."
When a male takes a poop on another girls chest right between the boobs, and tittie fucking her right after, making a Philly Beef Hot Dog.
Male: Let me poop on your chest.
Female: Why?
Male: I want to make a Philly Beef Hot Dog
n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.
Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.
The best true band that lives on the face of the planet. The music is real, the vocals are flawless. Widely known as an 80's band, they did actually make music long afterwards. This band is the absolute best band ever and cannot be defied. Also a spicy vegetable, usually coming in a pointed, arrow-head like shape, that can come in several colours, but generally red.
Megan: Whatcha listening to?
Moriah: Take a guess.
Megan: Hilary Duff?
Moriah: Not at my grave.
Megan: Simple Plan?
Moriah: Not quite.
Megan: Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Moriah: OGHOEPPANIOPGE YES
Megan: GO YOU.
The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
when you shit in her vagina, have intercourse, then poke her in between the eyes leaving a hindu dot
i gave her a new delhi hot pocket for lunch