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a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends
Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off
Gettin along good. Doin alright. Gettin by pretty good
She is farrin off pretty good at the yard sale
"incredible," "unbelievable"
She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!
In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.
Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off
When u hit a juul so hard that you feel like ur off a bag.
You high man?
Nah I'm just off a pod.
Throughout the 1960s, among hippies, this was an alternative phrase to "kill the pig" where pig referred to the police. "Off the pig" was an almost Zen like chant meaning to kill the "pig" or hatred within one's self.
"Off the pig! Off the pig! Off the pig!"
Masturbating with a flaccid penis
One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.