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Knowing something before it occurs.
I knew we were going to win because I could already hear the sound of one hand clapping.
I walked into Wills room and lets just say it was a one gentleman in a pantalona situation he did not want me to see.
When you play Fortnite and your enemy is low hp (between 1-200 hp) and you tell to your teammate “he is one hp”
He is one hp, you should kill him!
To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
When you are playing and your parents and asking you to stop
Parent: Stop playing and clean your room.
Kid: One More game
Parent: NOW!
Kid: FINE
Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.
You are suffering from one hole disease.
After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.