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When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("
When ones private region is sweating profusely
Im so hot I’m sweating my tabs off
To become close friends,quickly.
I meet this boy,who asked me for some loan,and I gave them to him.That hit it off.
To become close friends,very quickly.
I couldn't hit it off with nobody.I was a horrible friend.I was missing the knowledge of friendship.
Getting beat in a fight really really bad
Person 1: "have you seen the footage from the Mike Tyson v Evander Holyfield fight?"
Person 2: "yeah Mike was punching him so hard Holyfields sweat was going everywhere."
Person 1: "for sure, Holyfield got dried off"
To lose your erection during sex
I was having sex with my husband last night and everything was going well until I started to peter off. There was no coming back from that one
When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.
"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"