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To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
When you are playing and your parents and asking you to stop
Parent: Stop playing and clean your room.
Kid: One More game
Parent: NOW!
Kid: FINE
Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.
You are suffering from one hole disease.
After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
A small joint that is rolled with only one paper
Let's go smoke a one scrap and then go grab some food.
The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"
"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."
"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"
A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.
"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."