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The day an amazing girl was born. Her name will most likely be Lucy. She will be a great person to be friends with!
Random person: hey when where You born?
Girl born on May 22 2007: I was born on May 22 2007!
Random person: your name must be lucy!
Girl: yeah!
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When the world's biggest accident was born: me.
Man, I wish January 22, 2007 didn't happen.
Why?
Bc that was the day the SHE was born
oh, ew
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September 22 and February 21 are the days that the best people on the earth are made!
dude its September 22 and February 21!
oooh got to go get the presents!
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2:22 is an adaptation of 11:11 but more so of 1:11 as it is a sign of the night owls with deep insomnia and heavy issues when posted in am if posted at 2:22pm it shows you have no life
Bro that dude max posted 2:22 last night he's got so many problems
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A passage from the Bible which describes how a rape victim must marry her rapist, but only for a price.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)
If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.
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Women, wear your badge of 'single-ness' proudly. I like being single. Getting involved is scary. Here's why:
1. you can no longer collect or give your number to the really hot guys
2. you have to get ready for huge disappointments (forgetten birthdays, holidays, etc...)
3. you can no longer trust your best friend. (you have to watch her out of the corner of your eye when with your man.)
4. you have to explain to your parents who the new guy is
5. no more eating two double cheeseburgers. Just a salad and water.
6. you have to pretend to like the cheesy gift he presented to you in front of everyone.
7. you have to stop your embarrassing habits.
8. you have to start calling yourself fat for recognition b/c he doesn't compliment you enough.
9. you cant wear the gramma panties anymore
10. you have to shave
11. you have to cook for two now
12. you have to deal with vicious rumors spread by his ex and her posse.
13. if you're nice to a male in public, he'll call it flirting and use it as his permanent defense in every argument.
14. He won't respect the cat.
15. He'll tell his buddies that you're stingy with the 'putty', but in fact, when you're in the mood, he's tiiired
16. you eventually have to deal with the break up
17. everyone wants to know how you two met, regardless how incredibly boring it was.
18. you have to put on your fake smile and endure 3 long hours of candy-coated insults or awkward silence when meeting his parents'.
19. After the breakup, your paranoia will convince you that he wants to torch the cat, thus causing you thousands in expensive therapy.
20. If your mother likes him and you two break up, she'll always refer to him as 'the one that got away.'
21. You have to start laughing at his jokes, regardless of how lame they are.
22. You have to hold your farts in
Miss Britney Kneecap
Tip for those in relationships: If you have Mexican for dinner, never EVER let him follow you to the bathroom. You will be sorry.... and so will he.
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On this day you have to gay someone then the gayed person has to gay someone before the end of the day when clock strikes 00:00 23. The gayed person is gay until next gay day.
July 22. Gay day the gay day is bad i always get gayed.