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A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"
Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!
A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.
Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.
someone who will never come back
father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell
wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha
mommy where did father go to get the milk
something i dont have and never will
my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job
The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"