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When a man takes a fresh baked potato and thrusts his dick in it
He got 3rd degree burns on his dick after doing the heat stroke
Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.
I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.
These little shits attempt in “arresting” heats yet all they do is give it more attention and make heat worse. To put it short, these fuckers should be in jail instead of the heats. Not that I support heats though.
Gacha heat: today I’m gonna make heat lol~
Gacha heat police: *gives inspiration in a video about heat and describes it in every fucking way possible, luring kids like William mother fukin afton*
On a warm summers day shutting all windows on the car and turning the heaters up to full whack seeing who can with stand the heat for the longest
‘Why are you sweating so much is the air con broke?’
‘Nah mate, Trial by Heat’
When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat
Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!
What the weather around here is about to do.
Hym "Hey, Jordan, the weathers about to heat up! Hurry up! The garbage is gonna start to stink! Hidden forbidden garbage-can, Jordan! Behold the ultimate masterpiece!"