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The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.
A man committing the act of dna kidnapping
We found out that he was the alleged father of Emma
Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.
My Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers
Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined
Father Fragrance smells like grilled cheese.
When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?
Got a gift from Father Wristmas!
Gross.
Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
Father: let’s do the nasty
Mom: okay
~a few weeks later ~
Mom: I’m pregnant
Father: fuck this shit