father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

mommy where did father go to get the milk

Father

Something I never had

I wish my friends weren't like my father

father

something i dont have and never will

my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Baby Mothers (Mama) or Baby Fathers (Daddy) Syndrome (Term widely used in the African American and Caribbean Community)
Individuals who continues to have children by several Fathers or Mothers without at times being married to each other or taking responsibility for the child or children welfare and upbringing.

My Baby Mothers (Mama) or Fathers

Father Fragrance

Father Fragrance can emit any smell and just snap his fingers and he will smell like that thing he imagined

Father Fragrance smells like grilled cheese.

e-father

A father you have on the internet (not your real/blood father).

This person look outs for you and provides support in a fatherly manner.

My e-father helped me out with some advice

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"