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The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.
"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."
"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."
"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
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A girl that seems rather attractive wearing clothes, but during the fingering proccess, you find a rather dense rough region of pubic hair. Many ladies with ethnic background's share this common disorder.
Guy 1: wow have you seen that chick tania tonight?
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.
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The act of two lesbians utilizing a double ended dildo or in some way stimulating each other through a raucous session of missionary position sexual intercourse.
Joe: I think Sarah and Jane are lesbians.
John: You think so?
Joe: Absolutuely!
John: I would love to wittness that Muff Buck.
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The tightest man ever lived. The boss of all bosses.
Origin: Short for Bran Muffin. Term invented by Brown Rice.
Brown Rice: "duuuu what should we do tonight??"
Andrew: "how bout lets go hang out with someone uber tightt?"
Brown Rice: "whoo??"
Both: "B MUFF!"
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When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.
She would be a good Muff Sammich
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A male or female who enjoys or loves the female's genitals.
i love your muff!
i am a muff lover!
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A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.
That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!
What a fookin Muff Chaser!
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