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Blake is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Once you start to get to know him you automatically fall in love with him and his personality. He is super sporty and is the best at baseball. If you have a Blake you're a lucky ladyyy, or man.
person 1: Did you see him?
person 2: Thats Blake isnt he a god?
Blake is the name given to a useless nobody with the dogshittest hair cut known to man. Blake's are usually adopted and
have a one inch pinch.
Wow, this guy is such a Blake.
A Blake is someone who has an extreme obsession with burgers. They will do whatever it takes to get there hands on a burger, and will not let anything or anyone get in their way of a burger. If someone’s a blake, they consume so many burgers a day it’s extremely unsafe and unhealthy, and is a hazard to the people that their around.
“ Damn that guy just ate his 6th burger in a row, He must be Blake
Blake is a horrible guy who cheats on every girl he dates. He never thinks about others and is selfish. No one can stand to be around blake and often want to leave a room when he enters.
Friend: Hey can I rant?
Other friend: sure
Friend: My boyfriend cheated on me
Other friend: Oh no! His name must be Blake!
A guy who claps mens cheeks with pleasure but he can never keep a man. His peen is at least 12 inches and most likely black. He play the gay sports and "Accidentally" drops his towel in the locker room.
Blake: Sup Mathew
Mathew: Why is your penis hanging out
Blake: I cant help it
When someone is darker than the average person.
That sleeping black man over there is very BLAKE.
Blake is the dopest and coolest person ever. He cares for everyone around him and is willing to do a lot for people even if he doesn’t show it. Although quiet, he is deadly. Don’t fuck around with him, he knows AT LEAST three different types of martial arts and will use his nunchucks on you. Any man named Blake has a HUGE penis and can also sing,dance,cook and is athletic af therefore allowing him to steal your bitch quicker than Trey Songz AKA Mr steal your girl. If I were you, I’d stay on Blake’s good side. You’ll benefit greatly from being his friend and suffer if not.
Me: yea I’m friends with Blake, he just bought me a new car out of kindness. Cant say the same about you
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.