I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

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belly button drink

Typically an overtly sweet alcoholic beverage that one might use to seduce their lady friend or use in sexual manner, as in pouring into her belly button and then drinking it from her navel.

"I really enjoyed that moscato, Tom, but it was a bit of a belly button drink."

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JCB starter buttons

"JCB starter buttons" - A woman's nipples resembling the control to start the engine on a vehicle manufactured by JCB

*Exclamations emitting from a building site probably around the Toombridge/Limavady area of Ireland* 'Look at thon!' ..'Aye JCB starter buttons sir'

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Belly Button Hitler

When you stick your finger in your belly button and then holding it in front of a friend's face forcing them to smell it. Your finger in their face resembles Hitler's mustache.

Shut up or I'll give you a belly button hitler!

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belly button babies

A term used to describe a method of contraceptive that prevents actual babies from being produced.

Also used to refer to a kid masturbating and having the ejaculation land in their belly button.

Jeremy was in his room making belly button babies.

Don't be a dummy, cum on here tummy.

like-button syndrome

The ailment that causes a person to want to *like* something when one reads or hears or thinks about something that one *likes*, often funny, of an agreeable nature, or spoken, written, about someone or something you like. only obtained by frequent use of social networking site *facebook*

Guy1: Hey did you hear? Australia won again!
Aussie: *searches for like button* (example of like-button syndrom)

Guy2: *thinking something stimulating*
Guy2: *searches for like button* (another example of like-button syndrome)

snooze button reflex

Similiar to the rick roll reflex. Hitting the snooze button before your alarm can beep 3 times. This happens with the practice of the dreaded 'beep' sound alarm clocks make, getting use to shutting it of quickly with practice everyday.

I've been shutting off my alarm every morning for years... Now, I shut it off so quick that I have the snooze button reflex.