hair metal

Is a bunch of bullshit. Repetitive and watered down rock n' roll from the mid to late 80's.

Hair "metal" "musicians" consisted of young bratty slackers that dressed in drag and pitifully lacked in musical talent and creativity; these so called "musicians" really weren't musicians at all, rather they were not in it for the music; but for the money, women, drugs, rockstar image and fame that came along with it. In truth these slackers couldn't give two turds for the music they created, the only reason being these slackers joined rock bands was to follow the popular trend and become famous, sleeping there way to the top without any real effort.

see also: glam metal, arena rock

Wouldn't it be funny? Like, wouldn't it be absolutely fucking hilarious, if like, some former famous Hair metalhead happend to stumble upon this website, look up "hair metal" and blush in embarrassment at all the definitions bashing hair metal, knowing that they were once a part of all that shit?

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ball hair

the turf on and/or around the nut region.

play with my turf-like ball hair

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public hair

PubLic hair is pubic hair that has been found in a public or communal place such as a bathroom toilet or bathroom shower/tub. The hair may either have fallen out or be the remains of a pubic-shaving session.

Mark: Sick bro, you live in a house with four other guys! You need to learn to remove the evidence of your public hair! I don't want to sit on that shit while I'm sitting on the toilet!

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scene hair

-can be long or short
-bleach blonde with black
or
-black with blonde
or
-natural with highlights
-is layered ALOT
-has HUGE side finge
-bow hair clips in *girls*
-extensions *used on occasions*
-backcombed *girls*
-waxed/gelled *guys*

sonny moore's old hair is scene hair
ian watkins hair is scene - although his band isnt

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Skunk Hair

A hairstyle trend where dark haired people bleach the tips of their hair or blonde people die the tips of their hair black.

Skunk hair is the ugliest, trashiest hairstyle trend known to man.

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hair crammer

One who shaves pubic hair and shoves up victims cunt

"Man that bitch wanted me to shave my pubes, and stick it up her cunt. What a fucking hair crammer!!!"

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Mr. Hair

This is a term used to describe a random, out of place, unsightly hair. For example, one long eyebrow hair on an older man, a long dark hair on a woman's chin, or a darker hair growing out of a mole. Any single hair that is obvious and out of place where it is growing.

Etymology: 'Mr. Hair' was originally used by two high school girls in the early to mid-70's in Elgin, IL. The word was then passed down the family tree and eminated to other states in the US like IA and NC.

Dee: Laur, do you um, have hair around your nipples at all?
Laurie: (laughter) No, why?
Dee: Well, I mean, not any?
Laurie: No, why? (exposure of said area) Oh...uh, you have to take care of him. Wow.
Dee: Yeah.
Laurie: Go grab some tweezers and let Mr. Hair go on a wild adventure with the trash.

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