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The Name of the person that is always the coolest in the room. He has a well defined face. He is funny, good in bed and nice. He always as an open door for a friend who needs to speak to him.
Person1: Jona is awesome
Person2: HE REALLY IS OMG!!!
A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.
Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!
Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.
Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!
Jonas
J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
He‘s a very great, sweet and nice person. He can make you smile when you are down but don‘t trust what you see he could make you (or your best friend) cry as well because he‘s a relationshipphobic person!
Me: Wow why are you so happy?
Best friend: It‘s Jonas who makes me this happy!
Me: Your crying about Jonas, am I right?
Best friend: Yesssss.
Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)