Ever think about odor protection?

....cause you stink!

nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!!

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Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about

Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

Referenced from the sit com, Different Strokes. Gary Coleman's character was famous for asking his brother, Willis what he was talking about? "Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?" with a turn of his head to emphasize confusion was a catchphrase evermore.

May 28,2010 Gary Coleman died. The world would want him to finally know what Willis was talking about. I want that in my afterlife as well...to have all my questions answered in heaven.

Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

1)When I die I want to finally know what Willis was talking about.

2) q) Do you think when we die, we will finally know what Willis was talking about?

a) I hope so.

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I don’t know too much about that

It’s basically disagreeing with someone’s idea or statement

Friend 1: Hey, I found these cool suede pants at a thrift store. What do you think?
Friend 2: I don’t know too much about that

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

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no do da booty(no doubt about it)

no doubt abot it you say this when ur trying to be funny and saying somthin at da same time

is that the key to your door?
no do da booty
ha ha

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Jin likes to talk about the weather

A term derived from Jin Likes Turtles. Can be used in the same way.

Person 1: Dude..and it was so awkward, he was like coming on to me.

*Awkward silence*

Person 2: Jin likes to talk about the weather

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I'm about to lose my marbles

Being in the the state of confusion and absolutely going bonkers. The person who says this phrase usually states it in a tone where they are rather stern and will get ready to square up on the spot (known from experience).

Shannon- Sweetie, are you alright? You're strangling the dog again!

Bertha- I'm about to lose my marbles!

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