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Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
decades of years taken away like mass murder
u cant mass age a shrimp only cats tho!
A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.
"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!
"Oh, my God!" only made to express a situation that requires more than "oh, my God!" ; Like a more desperate situation when somethin really crappy happened to you.
The "oh, my God!" for people that are to lazy to write it.
A Street Nigga Out Tha Northwest. Known For Trickin Bitches Into Making Him Cash On Only Fans. Makes Bando Tunes.
Person 1: “I heard that nigga $lomo$age made a new song”
Person 2: “Ofc His shit so hard, that’s that bando music”
Person 1: “Fr”