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Shit in a blender, put drugs in the blender. Blend it and shove it in a condom and freeze it. Take off the condom and shove it up your ass. Let it melt.
Yo, that Alaskan Boof Sickle gave me a mad high bro!
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The act of two partners performing sexual intercourse while dancing on male participants grandfather's grave.
List of requirements: Participants must consist of one male and one female. Woman must use female condom, and man must use male condom. Both condoms must be rainbow colored, inside out, and broken, for maximum experience. five little children must be watching from a safe distance of ten meters.
Hey jony, lets perform an alaskan grave dance tonight.
The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.
I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.
A woman's pussy juice when it freezes
My old lady's Alaskan Clam juice was so frozen solid i had to chisel my dick out.
When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.
When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather
Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch
The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.