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The hottest girl in any school, Alyssa never tries to hurt you. She had sex with me in the bathrooms DURING CLASS. She is the best any guy could ask for.
Alyssa, you are the greatest.
People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped
Boy1: is your friends name Alyssa
Boy2: yeh why
Boy1: don’t worry about it just leave her
Alyssa’s are always beautiful girls but refuse to believe it. They have the most breathtaking eyes that you could just get lost into for hours. Alyssa is an amazing thoughtful friend that would do anything for her close circle. She is always willing to listen to a friend that needs to rant no matter what it is about. She may be an asshole to your face but she secretly loves you more than life itself and would do absolutely anything for you. She’s not afraid to stick up for her friends when it’s appropriate. She is the perfect and most loyal friend one can have.
Everyone needs an Alyssa in their life
Alyssa is a kind, beautiful girl who will be one of the best friends you will ever have. The first time you see her, you will get lost in her eyes. Her hair is extraordinary and no matter how bad she thinks she looks, everyone knows she is gorgeous. She can be stubborn at times, but she always wants to help out. If you meet an Alyssa, never let her go. You will regret it forever.
Ansley when Alyssa leaves: Bro so you all like Alyssa right?
Every boy in school: Definitely.
Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!
Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack
A certified BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Have you heard how many people Alyssa gave head to?" "Yea I know she's a Certified Bop!"