Literally the guy with the smallest penis ever, I mean if you ever meat Aidan, just know he has the most miniscule minnow meat. In fact, Aidan in Danish actually means "penis that has never ever dwarfed anything in its entire existence". Like seriously, if it were an IPod, it would be a Shuffle.
Look at Aidan. I'm sure his penis is tiny.
An absolute bloody legend who is the most popular kid in school and all the girls are sexually attracted to him.
🙃
Girl: I like way you play guitar, what’s your number?
Aidan: wouldn’t you like to know weather boy! 🙃
An Aidan is someone who has long black hair, 5’ 7 and a little overweight but also muscular. Probably likes Heavy Metal like Metallica. VERY Handsome and very sweet and kind. Has at least a 6.5 inch dick. He can be a little aggressive at times but you should be very happy and very lucky to have an Aidan in your life
Oh look at Aidan over there, he’s so cute
An Aidan is someone who has long black hair, 5’ 7 and a little overweight but also muscular. Probably likes Heavy Metal like Metallica. VERY Handsome and very sweet and kind. He can be a little aggressive at times but you should be very happy and very lucky to have an Aidan in your life
Oh look at Aidan over there, he’s so cute
Usually a male who is very outgoing and tries to be kind to everyone (even if they talk behind your back). They are usually quite pale even though they go to the beach A LOT! Aidan is most likely very popular and seems to gravitate towards girls as friends.
Aidan to friends: I HAVE SO MUCH TEA ABOUT JESSICA!
Aidan to Jessica: omg you’re so funny and nice!
He’s the type of kid to listen to slipknot and eat Doritos and smoke weed on the Daily. He’s also the type of guy to steal your girl because he thinks he smooth. He wears the weirdest jewelry and he’s quite slow at times
Hey Aidan have you heard Vanessa likes me
Aidan: she’s mine bro *smokes weed*