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Aka , white girl drunk . Word play on white girls that absolutely can NOT control their drinking and end up being a burden on everyone around them.
I broke up with her because she was always getting Ashley drunk
Ashley Hollis is a male who has the worst taste in women. He likes girls who look like rats and way over 500Ibs.
People named Ashley Hollis tend to not wash their clothes and smell incredibly bad. They act funny when in reality they aren't. They can say a funny thing once in a blue moon though.
(Random names have been used)
Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament
Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)
Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!
Temporary lack of brain power; see also blonde moment.
Sorry, guys. I have a serious case of Ashley brain today!
Ashley is a kind caring girl. she is freaking funny and don't put up petty whores bullshit. If you come across her you will see her resting bitch face and be a little afraid but she awesome!! She often depressed most time she says she doesn't want to live but most the time she loves her life. Ashley doesn't like mornings and if she gets the chance sleeps till 3 in the afternoon ;) She had a troubled past but that don't bother her or so she says. She is so smart but doesn't want to admit it she says she is ugly but she is pretty and way hotter the all the ratched ass hoes in her grade. she has a bff that loves her a very annoying little sister. Ashley is very helpful around the house. She loves animals and cat fishing people . She dreams of a better future. So if you have and Ashley marie don't mess up her future
hoe : hey Ashley marie
Ashley: shut the fuck up byeee...
There two love birds they love each other with everything. they are both good looking and very smart they get in their moments but they will never stop loving each other.
Hey myles i love you
Myles- i love you to dork
Ashley- hey meanie don't call me that
Ashley and Myles- laughing
Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies
Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?