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There two love birds they love each other with everything. they are both good looking and very smart they get in their moments but they will never stop loving each other.
Hey myles i love you
Myles- i love you to dork
Ashley- hey meanie don't call me that
Ashley and Myles- laughing
Aka , white girl drunk . Word play on white girls that absolutely can NOT control their drinking and end up being a burden on everyone around them.
I broke up with her because she was always getting Ashley drunk
Temporary lack of brain power; see also blonde moment.
Sorry, guys. I have a serious case of Ashley brain today!
An Ashely Elizabeth is a once in a lifetime dream girl. She will come into your world faster than a far kid eats a candy bar. She is the most beautiful girl you could ever know. If you ever catch an Ashley Elizabeth. Do not let her go.
Ashley Elizabeth is a bad ass
Ashley Hollis is a male who has the worst taste in women. He likes girls who look like rats and way over 500Ibs.
People named Ashley Hollis tend to not wash their clothes and smell incredibly bad. They act funny when in reality they aren't. They can say a funny thing once in a blue moon though.
(Random names have been used)
Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament
Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)
Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!
Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies
Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?