a condition that occurs after or while one watches an episode of Glee so packed with drama and twists that they lose all ability to function.
I was hyperventilating because I was having a Gleek-attack.
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When something attacks you secretly.
Buttons sneak attacked me and then jacked my chair!
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when someone named felix attacks you
"FUCK IM HAVING A FELIC ATTACK MOM HELP"
When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
Your reaction when a check is drawn on your bank account that you did not authorize, or someone hacks your account.
A.J. had a balance attack when he saw his on-line statment this morning.
when something is too awesome and then get a literal heart attack
That's too awesome bro, I might just have an awesome attack right now.