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somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
On TV shows and in movies in which a newborn baby is being shown, it appears that some of the shots feature a baby doll (plastic baby) rather than a real live baby. When one of these shots occurs, you must yell out "Plastic Baby!"
During the television program, the TV family is gathered around the newborn baby, whose eyes are closed and who does not seem to be breathing.
Olivia: Plastic baby!
Alison: Good call.
Cd baby is a baby that was birthed by a virgin, who doesn't want the baby and ships it to THE FACTORY where they are materialised and re modeled into The CD-baby . This is how they are brought into existence from factory work... an African man is kidnapped and taken into custody where we blindfold him and spoon his eyeballs out the removing his magnum dong and use it to widen the baby with the large wet bloody magnum dong. After this we go to the homeless shelter and steal a dog then we later tie it down and rend its ankles with an axe, we then dethatch the babies legs and replace them with the dogs legs. After all is said and done we use what is left from the magnum dong and the large rending testicle axe to surgically remove the head and replace it with a cyborg head powered by a Muslim penguins foreskin and don't worry our Muslim penguins are trapped in the sex dungeon layer of the Cum Zone for some extra please for the boys. They are fed Jewish sea cucumber semen. The babies heart is then replaced with a Norwegian troll toe only found in the deserts of Norwegia. After all is done we wire the Cd-baby to be child friendly. The 3 featured modes on the CD baby include the all new 'rape and escape' the well known and used 'dump your load and hit the road' and the legendary OG 'CUM AND RUN' made for only the best tru CD baby loving die hard Muslim.
bob says "woah cunt you fucken mado is that the new generation C450B21 model CD-Baby Sick bruhhhh lemme have a fucken try you wont"
Bogny says " ey babe I just got this new fucken sex toy for us to fucken try babe, Its the CD-Baby 9/11lolibon edition"
jihonuri says" Watashi wa o shiri de kono fucken no akachan o fakku shimasu soreha smolcok ni totemo yoidesu watashi wa watashi no Surabu no yūjin mikhael to bontingalio ni susumemasu"
english version of Jihonuri "i fuck this fucken baby in ass it is tight very good for smol cok i reccomend to my slavic friends mikhael and bontingalio" (thank me later)
a CD Baby is a cyborg mini fuck doll
Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.
Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!
A baby who goes to silver diner too much or was birthed there.
That silver baby loves milkshakes.
Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies
Do you have any baby Crank?