Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds
Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.
Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves
Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)
Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!
When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob
"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"
"Yeah, she's a freak fr"