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A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
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Similiar to regular Trade Soft-Trade Is an average to good looking man who isn't defined by masculinity, but is still attractive. His behaviour defines him as boyfriend material
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I did boxing today for the first time and i really enjoyed it. Then weights. Now im just blissfully butter-soft.
The butter-soft feeling is so good.
I can never stop and fully enjoy these things because i keep reminding myself of the things i have yet to accomplish. Not sport-related but you know being independent financially, making art, finding my own space. Im so far away!
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When not gaining a full commitment to do business from a client, due in large part by pressures from mangement to make a sale and you haven't been to the board all day
"Did you hear Popov take that deposit and say he wont run it thru until Friday? Total soft shoe, but hey at least he's on the board"
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a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.
Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."
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The sexual act of defecating a malleable stool into your partners mouth.
Dude, last night I had spicy chili for dinner and for desert I gave my girlfriend a chocolate soft serve in bed.
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girls where your chances arent real good, minimal amount of effort as possible should be spent cause its gonna take a lot of alcohol and a miracle to slay her
Drew: I wonder what I have to do to get into her pants?
Eric: Start praying, cause you dont have much of a chance with that soft target.
Drew: I guess Ill wait till 2. Hopefully she will be seeing double.
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