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When you are having sex doggystyle, then suddenly pull out and try to surprise butt-sex; she shakes her head no and makes a “dolphin” sound.
Person 1: Did you hear about how Maria beat up her man?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to Dolphin her, but she ain’t having none of that.
someone who is ugly af and dumb as fuck
teacher: what percentile do your parents want you to get in the sat?
student1: 142th or 175th percentile
student2: damn she is a dolphin
It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.
“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”
When you shoot someone or something in the head and it leaves a hole like one in a dolphin's head. Mostly used by gangs .
I just turned that nigger into a dolphin
PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.
Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.
When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins
Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows