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toadstool looking guy that cant pronounce "th" and has a hitler haircut, this "specimen" is constantly found blurting out abusive words, not aware that he is bagging himself. He also displays a poor recognition of the other sex and displays extreme attachment to the same sex.
oh fuck off phillip, u little midget, man, get ur pindick out of here
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Two or more people, who will be there for each other NO MATTER WHAT.
I, recently found out who my true best friend was.
They tell each other almost everything, have the funniest inside jokes, and cheer each other up all the time.
Having two best friends, in a group of three best friends, is hard. Very hard. You get excluded sometimes, and the other two may not notice. Or sometimes they make you jealous on purpose, then freakishly apologize.
They say friendship is like a glass. Once it's broken, it can be put back together, but there will always be cracks.
Person 1: Robyn and Cassidy and Kyra are like, the best friends of this school.. They go everywhere with each other.
Person 2: You didn't hear? Robyn isn't hanging out with them, Cassidy's all besties with her ex, and they're giving up on her.
Person 3: No, I heard Robyns trying to be popular and that group hates the others, and Robyn doesn't care?
Person 1: There goes the term "best friends".
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"the BEST life" is lived in Santa Barbara, CA. "The BEST Life" consists of drinking, smoking, golden-balling, etc. with friends.
Everytime I come back to SB, I remember that it's the BEST life.
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The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.
"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
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I'm proud to serve in the military for the best country in the world. Hands down.
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Someone you meet and become instant friends with on the first day of college. You become close and are good friends. You know he is your best friend because you would take the bullet for him.
Then, eleven years later, he gets whipped and calls you to tell you the friendship is over while his girlfriend goes apeshit in the background.
Manny used to be my best friend, then his girlfriend Latrina told him we couldn't be friends anymore, so we're not.
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The person who knows you better than any one, but also has the power to ruin your life.
best friend I love you so much.
6 years later
friend I hate your face and I never want to see you again.
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