A close platonic friend that provides a sense of security and warmth. A comfy person to be around. Used in a non-romantic and non-sexual way.
Mica is my blanket friend they make me feel better when tired or depressed. They are comfort and security.
Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.
“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”
When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.
Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there
When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.
When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket
turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad
his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!
Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.
Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.
A home made cigarette made by rolling a piece of toilet paper and a pinch of skoal dip together.
Brooooo, stop smoking that dip in a blanket.