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When you’re so geeked you get a boner
Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”
Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.
Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.
When your significant other / husband gets a boner but he doesn't come right out with it. Instead, he snuggles against you until you feel his boner against you in a surprise fashion.
Me: I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night and my hubby boner sidled me out of nowhere!
Friend: Geez, what a boner sidler. Why doesn't he tell you he's horny and it's time to get some action?
Me: I know!
When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.
Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.
The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.
Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
Sadistic mixture of pleasure and pain that results from workplace challenges, most commonly experienced by an administrator.
Man, my director’s suffer boner is so big right now because of all these Covid mitigation measures. He has to push it around in a wheelbarrow.