Bro Code

A set of rules meant to be a guideline to live by between Bro's. The rules began as unwritten rules to follow but because of the Pussification of America haven't been followed properly and for some men they needed to be spelled out in bold print.

Bro Code

#1: Bro's before Ho's.

#2: Never drink the last beer, unless you have been granted specific permission that it is OK

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Bro job

When getting a Blow job from your best friend (bro).

Dude, I got a Bro job from Johnny last night.

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bro cone

A snow cone with alcohol in it

Bro #1: Yo man, what's with the snow cones at a bar?

Bro #2: No, those are bro cones! They'll get you fucked up!

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Bro Fist

1. A simple piece of lineart that was accompanied by certain text that originated on the internet, commonly displayed on forums/ message boards. This is the original bro fist:
...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

2. A simple act of greeting between two bros. It is done by raising the left hand, connecting with another bro's bro fist with the knuckles, and turning counter-clockwise 90 degrees. Usually accompanied by a colloquial "Sup, bro".

1. BRO FIST IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 5 OTHER BROS YOU'RE NOT A BRO

2. "Hey Jim what's up, bro?"
(insert bro fist here)
"Nothing much bro, did you see Manswers yesterday? That show is the shit."

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Bro Shooter

Coined by IGN's "Podcast Beyond."

(NOUN) A Shooter video game whose main focus is on multiplayer modes and downloadable content, so they typically have weaker single player/story modes.

The term stems from the fact that almost all of your bros play them, and they are shooter games; both Third and First Person. Sometimes, it's the only type of game that they play.

Example: Halo, CoD, Gears

Person 1: Hey man, did you pick up Black Ops?

Person 2: No dude, that's totally a Bro Shooter. I'll just wait for Killzone 3

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Bro Paux

A violation of the "bros before hos" code.

Dude, I am so sorry I gave your ticket to Mary. That was a total bro paux.

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bro pipe

The act of touching two tips of penises (penii?) together and one (or both) men ejaculating inside the other man's penis.

Hey- after we dock a little- let's go ahead and get some bro pipe action on!

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