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Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words

Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick

by Smokahontus January 3, 2011


buff jesus

appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin

What would Buff Jesus do???

by Kit Falco August 30, 2009


K-Jesus

A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.

Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.

by Kandy is ur momma May 30, 2009


Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020


Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."

by Alison A. September 27, 2009


Jesus Chicken

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.

I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?

by Joreth June 3, 2011

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Jesus Antenna

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.

Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!

by Pray4rain October 24, 2010

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