Every night at 3am a car comes past your house and everyone else's house in the world and nothing else happens but everybody thinks its creepy. This happens every night for ever
OMG there is the 3am car agin
A car birthed from the exhaust after a mommy and daddy car have fun.Then it grows up and makes its own baby car.
When a mommy car and a daddy car pass exhaust trough each other,it makes a baby car.
I just crashed my car, oh well good job I paid my car insurance when I wasn't skint because I wouldn't be able to pay for the damages now
Photos t of desired car parts that car enthusists typically share via text message late at night
David's wife caught him exchanging car nudes again last night.
Racer Number 95, Lightning McQueen who was given the title car dp445 for going out on the town with minors for publicity, but claims the 8th grader he was going out with told him she was 18. He is also know as Lightning McGroomer
"car dp445 once again caught messaging minors after being caught 2 years Ago”
“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
Auto dealers giving away cars like It’s tax season to everyone and they mama during Covid-19.
Girl, you don’t see all these ppl with new tags. That’s a Corona Car!